Saturday, October 08, 2005

Reminiscing: SPUR-M SPAM?

This is an actual SPAM email I received on New Year's Day. Don't these people ever quit? Not only that, but do they actually think that people will actually swallow something as preposterous as this?

Heya! Has your cum ever dribbled and you wish it had shot out? Have you ever wanted to impress your girl with a huge cumshot? SPUR-M is the only site to offer an all natural male enhancement formula that is proven to increase your sperm volume by up to 500%. Our highly potent, volume enhancing formula will give our results in days and comes with an impressive 100% guarantee. Imagine the difference (look and feel) between dribbling your cum compared to shooting out burst after burst. Try SPUR-M now! And with our money back guarantee you have absolutely nothing to lose!

How about your humility? Obviously, some folks have been watching too many Peter North flicks. Bleach-scented marshmallow sandwiches, anyone?



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