Monday, July 25, 2005

Fantastic Four Review

I promised you a review of the FF when I saw it. Saw it last night finally aftermulti-sessioning with transvestites all week. Here it is:


OK, there was one redeeming quality of this movie. Jessica Alba. I want nothing more than to have Jessica squirt diarrhea into a glass so that I can put a stick in it, put the glass in the freezer, and enjoy an Alba flavored shitcicle later on in the day. She's that hot.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that "meh" is higher praise than that movie deserves. In my mind it gets to sit with Daredevil (I haven't seen Elektra) at the very bottom of the comic book movie heap.

12:01 AM  
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